April 25, 2011
[[Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Chewbacca are sitting in Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina, a wretched hive of scum and villainy]]
Han Solo: Han Solo. I’m captain of the Millenium Falcon
Luke Skywalker: What’s that?
Han: It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs!
Luke: No, what’s a falcon?