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April 15, 2011

#886: Craigslist Apartments

Craigslist Apartments

((The comic is a single panel, presented as an apartment search.))

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All apartments

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Rent: [Min] [Max] 0+ BR [ ] Cats [ ] Dogs [ ] Has image

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Fri Apr 15

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$1600

2BR ~~~ Hardwood floors, utilities included. Cats ok, limit one per square foot.

$1100

**** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$2300

3BR !!!!!!!! Elegant apartment permanently lit by strobe light!!!! No floor.

$1100

**** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$980

1BR New “hammock”-style dwelling. Water and heat free from same dispenser. Viking landlord.

$1550

2BR (one inside the other). Has running water, in a sense. Free heat in short, intense bursts. Klein stairs.

$1100

**** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$1100

**** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$3200

1BR W

trimmed carpet and pert fixtures. Previous tenants clean. Call now, want you inside. $120

night (no animals)

$2100

3BR on scenic Ash Tree Lane. Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain minotaur.

$1100

**** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$600

5BR Three floors w

pool, rooftop garden, beautiful glass facade, no catch, 5-min drive to historic Pripyat

$7100

60BR Sleek modern w

extreme running water. Previous tenants may resist entry. Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.

$1616

3BR + 2Bath, tub full of blood. Closet full of board games which play themselves. Pets ok but won’t survive long.

{{Title text: $1600

1386153BR 3BATH, MODERN SLIDING DOORS, GUEST ROOMS, GARBAGE DISPOSAL. FREE MANDATORY PARKING (ENFORCED). CONVENIENT TO ALDERAAN.}}