#886: Craigslist Apartments explain

[The comic is a single panel, presented as an apartment search.]

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All apartments

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Rent: [Min] [Max] 0+ BR [ ] Cats [ ] Dogs [ ] Has image

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Fri Apr 15

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$1600 / 2BR ~~~ Hardwood floors, utilities included. Cats ok, limit one per square foot.

$1100 / **** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$2300 / 3BR !!!!!!!! Elegant apartment permanently lit by strobe light!!!! No floor.

$1100 / **** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$980 / 1BR New “hammock”-style dwelling. Water and heat free from same dispenser. Viking landlord.

$1550 / 2BR (one inside the other). Has running water, in a sense. Free heat in short, intense bursts. Klein stairs.

$1100 / **** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$3200 / 1BR W/trimmed carpet and pert fixtures. Previous tenants clean. Call now, want you inside. $120/night (no animals)

$2100 / 3BR on scenic Ash Tree Lane. Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain minotaur.

$1100 / **** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! ****

$600 / 5BR Three floors w/pool, rooftop garden, beautiful glass facade, no catch, 5-min drive to historic Pripyat.

$7100 / 60BR Sleek modern w/extreme running water. Previous tenants may resist entry. Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.

$1616 / 3BR + 2Bath, tub full of blood. Closet full of board games which play themselves. Pets ok but won’t survive long.