#867: Herpetology

Ornithology conference:

[[graph showing a large tree split between amphibians and reptiles]]

Ornithologist: As you can see, herpetology is a silly field; reptiles are actually more closely related to birds and mammals than to amphibians.It should really be broken up, with lizards folded into ornithology.

Herpetology conference:

[[graph showing a large tree split between nice people and ornithologists]]

Herpetologist: As you can see, ornithologists are actually assholes.