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February 23, 2011

#864: Flying Cars

Flying Cars

Person (on phone): It’s 2011. I want my flying car.

Friend (from phone): Dude.

Friend: You’re complaining to me using a phone on which you buy and read books,

Friend: and which you were using to play a 3D shooter until I interrupted you with what would be a video call if I were wearing a shirt.

Person: Can’t I have a flying car, too?

Friend (from phone): You’d crash it while texting and playing Angry Birds.