#860: Never Do This explain

[Cueball walks toward Megan holding a pocket microscope.]

Cueball: Check it out—a pocket microscope!

Megan: Ooh! Let’s look at stuff!

[Cueball holds a pencil; Megan peers at a quarter through the microscope.]

Cueball: The tip of this pencil is neat.

Megan: This quarter is really scratched.

Cueball: Let’s look at the skin under our fingernails!

Minutes later…

[Cueball and Megan curl up in a black pit of despair.]

Cueball and Megan: oh god oh god