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November 28, 2011

#983: Privacy explain

Privacy

Dorm:

[Cueball and Megan holding hands in front of a door. Megan is attempting to turn the doorknob.]

Locked

Other Dorm:

[Cueball and Megan holding hands inside another dorm room. The roommate is sitting at a computer wearing a headset.]

Roommate: I’ll be done Tuesday.

Roommate in raid

Library Rare Book Collection:

[Cueball and Megan looking through a closed door. Inside Nelson Mandela and two university workers are talking amongst various items on display.]

Occupied by tour for visiting Nelson Mandela

Accelerator Tunnel:

[Cueball and Megan in silhouette in front of an imposing-looking door. The door is marked “NO ENTRY” with a radioactive trefoil symbol, and has a passcode scanner beside it.]

Sealed while beam is in operation

Beaver Lodge:

[Megan climbing on top of a dirt mound while Cueball stands on the ice beside it. A cross-section reveals a beaver inside the mound and a submerged entrance.]

Frozen over for winter to keep out predators, only accessible via underwater entrance

Hyperspace:

[Megan reading a textbook in front of a table piled with five other textbooks. Cueball looks over Megan’s shoulder.]

Cueball: Are you sure?

Ruled out by current understanding of physics

College Law #27:

The availibility [sic] of private space is inversely proportional to the desirability of the hookup.