October 17, 2011

#965: Elements

[[Aang the Avatar and Dmitri Mendeleev stand in opposition to each other. Aang wields all 4 classical elements: Water, Fire, Earth, and Air.]]

Aang: I’m the avatar, master of all 4 elements!

Mendeleev: Really? I’m Mendeleev, master of all 118+.

«swoosh»

Mendeleev: That was polonium-bending. You probably didn’t feel anything, but the symptoms of radiation poisoning will set in shortly.