January 5, 2011
[[A teacher is standing in front of a board, holding a laptop computer and elocuting.]]
Teacher: Okay, middle school students, it’s the first Tuesday in February.
Teacher: This means that by law and custom, we must spend the morning reading through the Wikipedia article
List of Common Misconceptions
, so you can spend the rest of your lives being a little less wrong.
Teacher: The guests at every party you’ll ever attend thank us in advance.