#843: Misconceptions explain

[Miss Lenhart the teacher is standing in front of a board, looking at a laptop computer she is holding in one hand while elocuting.]

Miss Lenhart: Okay, middle school students, it’s the first Tuesday in February.

Miss Lenhart: This means that by law and custom, we must spend the morning reading through the Wikipedia article List of Common Misconceptions, so you can spend the rest of your lives being a little less wrong.

Miss Lenhart: The guests at every party you’ll ever attend thank us in advance.

[Caption below the panel:]

I wish I lived in this universe.