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January 17, 2011

#848: 3D

3D

[[People are lined up to see a movie.]]

Premiering Tonight:

String Theory:

An expose

Presented In

3D!

[[The people are in a dark theater, fiddling with their glasses.]]

«???»

[[The people approach black hat guy, who’s sitting at a desk.]]

Person #1: Your movie was a ripoff.

Person #2: It wasn’t 3D at all!

Black hat guy: Was too.

Black hat guy: It’s just that the third dimension is tightly rolled up and too small to observe at normal energies.