January 17, 2011
[[People are lined up to see a movie.]]
[[The people are in a dark theater, fiddling with their glasses.]]
[[The people approach black hat guy, who’s sitting at a desk.]]
Person #1: Your movie was a ripoff.
Person #2: It wasn’t 3D at all!
Black hat guy: Was too.
Black hat guy: It’s just that the third dimension is tightly rolled up and too small to observe at normal energies.