#796: Bad Ex explain

[Cueball and White Hat are walking.]

Cueball: It just blows my mind. She seemed so genuine. I had no idea she was such a serial liar.

Cueball: I just wish I had our six months back.

[The view focuses on Cueball.]

Cueball: Her exes say the same thing happened to them.

Cueball: Maybe what we need is a terrible-ex tracking and notification service.

[Cueball turns, thoughtfully.]

White Hat: But after all the problems with sex offender registries, who would agree to run it?

Cueball: Maybe one of the state governments more willing to experiment could try it out…

Soon…

[Megan and a person with glasses and a goatee are sitting at a table, on which sit wine glasses and plates. Cueball approaches them carrying a clipboard and a license.]

Cueball: Excuse me, ma’am.

Megan: Yes?

Cueball: This man is known to the state of California to be a total douchebag.