#785: Open Mic Night

[[Woman on stage, holding microphone, hip-hop stance.]]

Woman: Yo, I’m M.C. Aphasia and I’m here to say that, I… uh… um… hi?

[[Hat man on stage, holding microphone.]]

Hat man: So I… oh? Does she? Well, when

mama sits around the house, she finds herself wishing she’d finished her degree instead of having kids right away, maybe started that business. Then she might have created something she’s

proud

of.

[[Man on stage, holding microphone, fist pumping toward audience.]]

Man: Yo, I’m M.C. Quine and I’m here to say, “Yo, I’m M.C. Quine and I’m here to say!”

[[Beret man on stage, holding microphone.]]

Beret man: Ever notice how men go to the restroom alone, while women go in hordes ten thousand strong, clad all in sable armor and bristling with swords and spears?

Audience member: Those are orcs.

Beret man: Oh.