August 20, 2010
[[A woman runs up to a man.]]
Woman: Rob! Rob!
Man: You look terrified! What’s wrong?
Woman: We’ve made a huge mistake!
[[The woman and man stand facing each other.]]
Woman: Remember last week when we dug up all those Indian bones and made puppets out of them?
[[The woman holds her arms out for emphasis, the man puts his hands to his face in horror.]]
Woman: It turns out they were buried over an
ancient Indian burial ground!
Oh my God!