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May 28, 2010

#746: Birth explain

Birth

[Megan is giving birth. A doctor stands near the end of the table.]

Doctor: Okay, the head is starting to crown.

Doctor: Push!

Doctor: Wait, that’s… that’s a tube.

Doctor: It looks like the barrel of a…

[A Click noise comes from Megan’s vagina.]

[A voice, that of the baby, comes from Megan’s vagina.]

Baby: Nobody move— This is a stick-up!

Doctor: Oh, God! Stop pushing, Megan! Can you … Pull?