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April 30, 2010

#734: Outbreak


The outbreak started with Patient Zero …

[[Two scientists, a man and a woman, stand outside a lab. A zombie is visible through the window.]]

Man: He was exposed to toxin X-7–now he’s a bloodthirsty monster!

Woman: Has he been in isolation?

Zombie: Braaains!

Man: Yes, but I can’t hold this door for long!

Woman: Hang on, I’ve got a gun in my truck.

[[She runs off.]]

Zombie (through door): «wham»

[[The man opens the door as the woman shoots through it.]]


And ended with Patient Zero five minutes later.

Man: So, I never got your name. I’m Ryan.

Woman: Laura.

The remaining 90 minutes of the movie will be a romantic comedy.