#751: Swimsuit Issue explain

[A cueball-child, standing and perusing an apparent magazine that they are holding. Cueball himself is approaching in a hurry, already reaching out one arm to intercede in some way.]

Child: What’s this?

Father: Oh! That’s daddy’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue! It’s not appropriate for—

Child: Wow! They look just like the ladies who get double-penetrated in the popup ads!

Child But with clothes on!

Child: Gosh!