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March 8, 2010

#711: Seismograph

Seismograph

[[A man is standing over another man, who is strapped into a chair with wires attached to his head and arms. The wires lead to a large lie detector on a stand next to him, which has jagged lines drawn across it.]]

Standing man: IS THERE AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING?!

Sitting man: No!

«SCRITCH SCRITCH»

Pro Tip: In a pinch, a lie detector can double as a seismograph.