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March 10, 2010

#712: Single Ladies

Single Ladies

[[Sauron is sitting at a bar with a drink, beret guy is his bartender, wiping a glass.]]

Background music: All the single ladies, all the single ladies…

Beret guy: Hey, Sauron. Why so glum?

Sauron: Gil-Galad saw through me and threw me out of Undon. Galadriel, too. I’ll never rule

anyone

at this rate.

[[Close up on Sauron, waist up.]]

Background music: All the single ladies, all the single ladies…

Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures – elves and men and dwarves – and all I’ve got are these stupid Orcs.

[[Full body view of Sauron on barstool, arms raised.]]

Background music: ‘Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it…

Sauron: I mean, I–

[[Same view, arms lowered as realization dawns on him.]]

Background music: ‘Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it…