March 10, 2010
#712: Single Ladies
[[Sauron is sitting at a bar with a drink, beret guy is his bartender, wiping a glass.]]
Background music: All the single ladies, all the single ladies…
Beret guy: Hey, Sauron. Why so glum?
Sauron: Gil-Galad saw through me and threw me out of Undon. Galadriel, too. I’ll never rule
anyone
at this rate.
[[Close up on Sauron, waist up.]]
Background music: All the single ladies, all the single ladies…
Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures – elves and men and dwarves – and all I’ve got are these stupid Orcs.
[[Full body view of Sauron on barstool, arms raised.]]
Background music: ‘Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it…
Sauron: I mean, I–
[[Same view, arms lowered as realization dawns on him.]]
Background music: ‘Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it…