#712: Single Ladies explain

[Sauron from the Lord of the Rings is sitting at a bar, where Beret Guy is bartending; Sauron is wearing his trademark helmet, but he’s hanging his head in apparent sadness or resignation. Music plays in the background.]

Music: All the single ladies, All the single ladies

Beret Guy: Hey Sauron, why so glum?

Sauron: Gil-galad saw through me and threw me out of Lindon. Galadriel as well. I’ll never rule anyone at this rate.

Music: All the single ladies, All the single ladies

Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures - Elves and men and dwarves - and all I’ve got are these stupid orcs.

Music: ‘Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Sauron: I mean, I-

[Sauron is suddenly quiet.]

Music: If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it