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February 8, 2010

#699: Trimester

Trimester

[[A man in a lab coat is talking to a woman who’s sitting on an examining table.]]

Man: Well, until the second trimester, the baby hasn’t decided which opening it will exit through.

Woman: What?

Man: We’ll hope for one of the lower ones, so it won’t be fighting gravity.

Did you know you can just BUY lab coats?