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February 22, 2010

#705: Devotion to Duty explain

Devotion to Duty

[Bearded criminal is holding a pistol and talking on a mobile phone.]

Criminal: We took the hostages, secured the building and cut the communication lines like you said.

Phone: Excellent.

[Still talking on the phone, waving gun around in the air animatedly.]

Criminal: But then this guy climbed up the ventilation ducts and walked across broken glass, killing anyone we sent to stop him.

Phone: And he rescued the hostages?

[Criminal looking confused and defeated, shoulders hunched and pistol hanging limply at his side.]

Criminal: No, he ignored them. He just reconnected the cables we cut, muttering something about “uptime”.

Phone: Shit, we’re dealing with a sysadmin.