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February 17, 2010

#703: Honor Societies

Honor Societies

[[A student sits at a desk, while a teacher or counselor out of frame advises]]

Student: Wait. I should join this honor society to show colleges I’m honorable, and I’m honorable because I’m in an honor society?

Teacher: Basically, yes.

[[Tighter shot of student]]

Student: Sounds like I could save time by joining the Tautology Club directly.

Teacher: That’s not a real club.

Student: Then I’m starting it.


[[Seven individuals appear: a blonde girl, a man, a shorter male with glasses that bears a striking resemblance to Jason Fox, a taller man with a buzz cut, a brunette woman with curly hair in a ponytail, a brunette woman with straight hair, and finally our student, standing on a box.]]

Blonde Girl: So how’d you learn about us?

Man: From your Facebook group, “If 1,000,000 People Join This Group, It Will Have 1,000,000 People In It.”

Student: LISTEN UP! The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.