#703: Honor Societies explain

[Cueball sits at a desk, while someone off-screen answers his question.]

Cueball: Wait. I should join this honor society to show colleges I’m honorable, and I’m honorable because I’m in an honor society?

Off-screen voice: Basically, yes.

[Close up of Cueball.]

Cueball: Sounds like I could save time by joining the Tautology Club directly.

Off-screen voice: That’s not a real club.

Cueball: Then I’m starting it.

[Inserted in a frame crossing the top of the third panel’s frame is a caption. Cueball is standing on a podium in the right part of the panel speaking. From left to right we find Ponytail, a Cueball-like guy, a short guy with glasses, a buzz cut version of Hairy, Hairbun, and to the right of Cueball, a woman that looks like Megan although with an uncharacteristically white stripe in her hair.]

Caption: Tautology Club:

Ponytail: So how’d you learn about us?

Cueball-like guy: From your Facebook group, “If 1,000,000 People Join This Group, It Will Have 1,000,000 People In It.”

Cueball: Listen up! The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.