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December 24, 2010

#838: Incident

Incident

[[Someone is sitting at a computer. The computer’s prompt is shown.]]

robm@homebox~$ sudo su

Password:

robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

robm@homebox~$

[[A second person approaches.]]

Person: Hey – who does sudo report these “incidents”

to

?

Second person: You know, I’ve never checked.

[[Santa Claus is sitting at a desk supported by candy canes, with a red monitor. On the wall are two lists labeled ’naughty’ and ’nice’. He is adding a name to the ’naughty’ list.]]

{{Title text: He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s copied on

var

spool

mail

root, so be good for goodness’ sake.}}