#838: Incident explain

[Rob is sitting at a computer. The computer’s prompt is shown.]

robm@homebox~$ sudo su

Password:

robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

robm@homebox~$ █

[Megan approaches.]

Rob: Hey — who does sudo report these “incidents” to?

Megan: You know, I’ve never checked.

[Santa Claus is sitting at a desk supported by candy canes, with a red monitor. On the wall are two lists labeled ’naughty’ and ’nice’. He is in the process of adding a line to the ’naughty’ list.]