December 1, 2010
#828: Positive Attitude
[[A man sits hunched with his knees drawn up to him on a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV. A friend stands by.]]
Man: I’m sick and I’m scared.
Friend: Well, remember - having a good attitude is the most important thing. Think positively and you’ll get better.
[[Darkness surrounds the man on the bed. The friend is off-screen.]]
Man: So if I’m sad or afraid or feel like crap sometimes, then…
Friend: …then if you don’t recover, it will be
your fault.
[[The man on the bed clutches his hands to his face and leans back.]]
Man: Well that makes me feel even worse.
Friend: See? You’re doing this to yourself.
Man: No!
Friend: Stop it!
Man: Argh!
[[Close up on the man, holding up his hand, pointing to himself.]]
Man: Okay, you know what? Screw this. My attitude isn’t my problem. – My
disease
is my problem, and I’m treating it. – I’m going to be glum and depressed and pessimistic some days, and I’m going to
get better anyway.
[[The man sits on the edge of the bed, his friend still standing in front of him.]]
Man: Wait, that ended up sounding optimistic.
Friend: I guess you suck at pessimism.
Man: Maybe I’ll be better at it tomorrow.