December 1, 2010
#828: Positive Attitude explain
[Cueball sits hunched with his knees drawn up to him on a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV. A friend stands by.]
Cueball: I’m sick and I’m scared.
Friend: Well, remember - having a good attitude is the most important thing. Think positively and you’ll get better.
[Darkness surrounds Cueball on the bed. The friend is off-screen.]
Cueball: So if I’m sad or afraid or feel like crap sometimes, then…
Friend: …then if you don’t recover, it will be your fault.
[Cueball clutches his hands to his face and leans back.]
Cueball: Well that makes me feel even worse.
Friend: See? You’re doing this to yourself.
Cueball: No!
Friend: Stop it!
Cueball: Argh!
[Close up on Cueball, holding up his hand, pointing to himself.]
Cueball: Okay, you know what? Screw this. My attitude isn’t my problem. - My disease is my problem, and I’m treating it. - I’m going to be glum and depressed and pessimistic some days, and I’m going to get better anyway.
[Cueball sits on the edge of the bed, his friend still standing in front of him.]
Cueball: Wait, that ended up sounding optimistic.
Friend: I guess you suck at pessimism.
Cueball: Maybe I’ll be better at it tomorrow.