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November 29, 2010

#827: My Business Idea explain

My Business Idea

[Cueball is sitting at his desk, pointing at his laptop.]

Cueball: Dude! I had this idea like five years ago, and some company just got rich doing it! - I want my cut.

[Cueball starts typing.]

Person off-screen: That’s not how it works.

Cueball: Sure it is. I’m applying for my share now.

Person: Wait, what?

[A browser window with the title ‘Department of Ideas’. It has a series of text boxes.]

Date you had the idea:

Like five years ago.

Proof you had it:

I told my friend Mike - you can ask him! I was all “you know what would make a great business idea?” and he was all…

Their profit so far:

$20,000,000

Share you deserve (be fair!):

[Drop-down.]

25%

30%

35%

Mailing address:

137 Ash Tree Ln

[Cueball still at the laptop, above him is a SUBMIT button, and it shows a pointing hand cursor.]

CLICK

[Last panel set slightly lower than the rest.]

[Cueball is in front of an open box full of cash, with cash in his hand. A FedEx delivery guy is on the other side of the box with his PDA and pen.]