November 25, 2010
#825: Guest Week: Jeffrey Rowland (Overcompensating)
[[Jeffrey Rowland and Randall are sitting together, with a globe between them. Mr. Rowland has a drink with a small umbrella over it.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: But enough of my theories about Thanksgiving. The
real
reason we’re here is to discuss my hypothesis that dark matter
itself
is what consciousness is made of…
[[The frame focuses on Jeffrey Rowland.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: Unobservable to anything that is itself conscious in much the same way the mail-man won’t deliver your mail if you are watching the mail-box
[[Mr. Rowland raises his drink.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: Which brings us to my theory about ghosts –
Randall Munroe: Wait did you just say Thanksgiving was invented by the
Turkey Voluntary Extinction Movement?
{{Title text: Guest comic by Jeffrey Rowland of Overcompensating
Wigu. Jeffrey is famous as the picture on the Wikipedia article on ‘Necrosis’.}}