#825: Guest Week: Jeffrey Rowland (Overcompensating) explain

[Jeffrey Rowland and Randall wearing a black hat are sitting together. There is a big globe between them. Mr. Rowland has a drink with a small umbrella over it.]

Jeffrey Rowland: But enough of my theories about Thanksgiving. The real reason we’re here is to discuss my hypothesis that dark matter itself is what consciousness is made of…

[The frame focuses on Jeffrey Rowland.]

Jeffrey Rowland: Unobservable to anything that is itself conscious in much the same way the mail-man won’t deliver your mail if you are watching the mail-box

[Mr. Rowland raises his drink. The globe is now much smaller than in the first frame.]

Jeffrey Rowland: Which brings us to my theory about ghosts-

Randall Munroe: Wait did you just say Thanksgiving was invented by the Turkey Voluntary Extinction Movement?