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November 1, 2010

#813: One-Liners

One-Liners

Probability of phrases becoming action movie one liners:

((Panels are arranged from More Likely on the left to Less likely on the right))

[[A woman points a gun down at a man who is on the floor, his gun just out of reach]]

Woman: You’re going down the memory hole now, asshole.

[[Man on ground points gun up at blade-armed man standing next to a board with science on it]]

Man with gun: Hey! You forgot to carry the two.

[[Woman on desk points sword at man standing on floor]]

Woman: Looks like the fed just lowered the interest rate.

[[Man with gun looks down at woman slumped on floor]]

Man: Guess you should’ve scrolled all the way to the bottom before clicking “agree”.

[[Woman holds pistol to the back of the head of another woman holding a rifle]]

Woman with pistol: Bangarang, motherfucker.