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November 1, 2010

#813: One-Liners explain

One-Liners

Probability of phrases becoming action movie one liners:

[Panels are arranged from More Likely on the left to Less likely on the right.]

[A woman points a gun down at Cueball who is on the floor, his gun just out of reach.]

Woman: You’re going down the memory hole now, asshole.

[Man on ground points gun up at blade-armed man standing next to a board with science on it.]

Man with gun: Hey! You forgot to carry the two.

[Ponytail on desk points sword at man standing on floor.]

Ponytail: Looks like the Fed just lowered the interest rate.

[Cueball with gun looks down at Megan slumped on floor.]

Cueball: Guess you should’ve scrolled all the way to the bottom before clicking “Agree.”

[Megan holds pistol to the back of the head of Ponytail holding a rifle.]

Megan with pistol: Bangarang, motherfucker.