January 29, 2010
#695: Spirit explain
[The Spirit rover is on the surface of Mars.]
Day 1 of 90
Spirit (thinking): 89 days to go!
Day 88 of 90
Spirit (thinking): Two days until I go home!
Day 91 of 90
Spirit (thinking): ?
Day 103 of 90
Spirit (thinking): Maybe I didn’t do a good enough job.
Day 127 of 90
Spirit (thinking): Maybe if I do a good enough job, they’ll let me come home.
Day 857 of 90
Spirit (thinking): I thought I analyzed that rock really well.
Spirit (thinking): It’s okay, I’ll do the next one better.
Day 1328 of 90
Spirit (thinking): Sandstorm. Power dying.
Spirit (thinking): But a good rover would keep going. A good rover like they wanted.
Day 1944 of 90
Spirit (thinking): Oh no.
whirrrr
Spirit (thinking): I’m stuck.
whirrrr
Spirit (thinking): Did I do a good job?
Spirit (thinking): Do I get to come home?
Spirit (thinking): Guys?
[Spirit rests in the middle of a vast Martian landscape.]