September 7, 2009
#633: Blockbuster Mining
Man: We’ve acquired some new rights, but I’m not sure it’s in the spirit to make it a blockbuster –
Voice: Do it anyway. Take $100 million, hire Michael Bay.
Man: But –
Voice: [[in italics]] NEXT!
[[Panel is inverted, white on black background.]]
Girl: They said if I were captured I should take my own life.
Girl: But I’d just as soon take yours.
[[Girl is pointing two handguns at two men with machine guns.]]
[[Girl explodes off a cliff, carrying a rectangular object and a gun. In the background is a helicopter, some mountains, and the sea.]]
[[Panel is inverted, white and red on black background.
Man: Stop! I’ll talk!
Girl: No, I know everything, this is just for fun.
[[Girl is holding a bloody pipe. Man is tied to a chair. There is blood pooling on the ground under the chair.]]
[[Crosshairs follow a man.]]
Girl: I’ll be watching.
[[The panel is inverted colour, white on black.]]
[[in red]] SPY
[[A bloody spiral notebook, with blood streaks leading from it.]]