#633: Blockbuster Mining explain

[Cueball holds a script in his hands.]

Cueball: We’ve acquired some new rights, but I’m not sure it’s in the spirit to make it a blockbuster–

Voice: Do it anyway. Take $100 million, hire Michael Bay.

Cueball: But–

Voice: NEXT!

[Panel is inverted, white on black background.]

[Two men, played by Cueball-like actors are pointing machine guns at Harriet, played by a Megan-like actress. Harriet points two handguns back at them.]

Harriet: They said if I were captured I should take my own life.

Harriet: But I’d just as soon take yours.

[Harriet jumps off a cliff carrying a spiral notebook and a gun, while the cliff explodes behind her. In the background is a helicopter, some mountains, and the sea.]

BOOM

[Panel is inverted, white and red on black background.]

[A man played by a Cueball-like actor is tied to a chair. Blood is pooling on the ground below. Harriet stands in front, holding a bloody pipe.]

Man: Stop! I’ll talk!

Harriet: No, I know everything. This is just for fun.

[Crosshairs follow a Cueball-like man.]

Harriet: I’ll be watching.

[The panel is inverted color, white on black.]

Harriet

the

[in red] SPY

[A bloody spiral notebook, with blood streaks leading from it.]