September 4, 2009
[[A man is sitting at a computer, typing.]]
Man: I’ve loved our online chats these past few months, Lisa.
Computer: Me too. I really like you, Rob.
[[The man continues to type.]]
Man: It’s just… now and then you mention products you like, and… I worry.
Computer: What? Honey…
[[The man types.]]
Man: Before this goes any further, I think we should go get tested. You know, together.
Computer: You don’t trust me?
Man: I just want to be sure.
[[A web browser is open.]]
VK Couples Testing
Test ID: 21871138
((A pair of CAPTCHA images))
Man: Okay, mine says “library”. Yours?
Computer: I… uh…
Man: Oh god.
Computer: I’m more than a spambot! Our love was real!
Man: Goodbye, Lisa.