#632: Suspicion explain

[Rob is sitting at a computer, typing.]

Rob: I’ve loved our online chats these past few months, Lisa.

Computer: Me too. I really like you, Rob.

[Rob continues to type.]

Rob: It’s just… now and then you mention products you like, and… I worry.

Computer: What? Honey…

[Rob types.]

Rob: Before this goes any further, I think we should go get tested. You know, together.

Computer: You don’t trust me?

Rob: I just want to be sure.

[A web browser is open.]

VK Couples Testing

Test ID: 21871138

Waiting…Partner connected.

(A pair of CAPTCHA images)

[You] Library

[Partner] Kittens

Rob: Okay, mine says “library”. Yours?

Computer: I… uh…

Rob: Oh god.

Computer: I’m more than a spambot! Our love was real!

Rob: Goodbye, Lisa.