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September 23, 2009

#640: Tornado Hunter

Tornado Hunter

[[Two people are in a car, which is driving past a cactus. The passenger has a pith helmet and a mustache.]]

Driver: The tornado’s three miles west, moving northeast at 15 mph.

Passenger: Go right; get ahead of it.

[[A tornado is visible. The passenger pulls out a gun, and stands up in the car.]]

Passenger: Okay, we’re in range! Stop here!

[[The passenger fires a gun at the tornado.]]


Tornado: AUGH!

Passenger: Big one! Must be an F-3!

Driver: I’m not sure we’re doing this right.

Passenger: Help me mount it on the hood.

[[The passenger is holding the tornado by its tail.]]