September 23, 2009
#640: Tornado Hunter explain
[Two people are in a car, which is driving past a cactus. The passenger has a pith helmet and a mustache.]
Cueball: The tornado’s three miles west, moving northeast at 15 mph.
Passenger: Go right; get ahead of it.
[A tornado is visible. The passenger pulls out a gun, and stands up in the car.]
Passenger: Okay, we’re in range! Stop here!
[The passenger fires the gun at the tornado.]
BANG
Tornado: AUGH!
[The tornado is split in half by the bullet.]
Passenger: Big one! Must be an F-3!
Cueball: I’m not sure we’re doing this right.
Passenger: Help me mount it on the hood.
[The passenger is holding the tornado by its tail.]