#621: Superlative explain

He has dreams.

[Cueball is gesturing to Megan.]

Cueball: I was in this weird cross between work and my old house…

Which he’ll tell you all about.

He can speak French.

Or could in high school, anyway.

A little.

Cueball: Man, I knew all these tenses and stuff once.

His blog has four posts, all apologies for not posting more.

[Cueball is sitting at a desk, typing.]

Cueball: Sorry, I’ve been trying to think of stuff to put here.

He is

The least interesting man in the world.

[Cueball is sitting at a table. Megan and Ponytail are paying no attention to him.]

Cueball: I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I stick to a glass or two. Any more and I feel sick.