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June 3, 2009

#592: Drama


[[Three people are sitting together.]]

Woman: Man, sex has all these crazy social rules. They just create drama.

Man #2: Let’s agree to change them, and make sex simple!

Man #1: Okay!

Man: Hooray! We’ve solved the problem of drama!

Man: I’ll go tell everyone!

[[The man opens a door.]]

[[There is a graph, showing time vs. drama. A vertical dotted line indicates the rule change. Drama is low before the line, then steadily increases afterward.]]

[[The man closes and leans against the door.]]

Man: Holy shit

Man: Guys

Man: People are