June 29, 2009
#603: Idiocracy
Man #1: Idiocracy is so true.
Man #2: I know, right? It used to be that the intelligent, upper classes had more children.
Man #2: Sadly, the recent reversal of this trend has dragged IQ scores and average education steadily downward.
Man #1: Depressing, huh?
Man #2: Yeah, except
everything I just said was wrong.
Man #1: Huh?
Man #2: Wrong. False. The opposite of true.
Man #2: Your’e like the religious zealots who are
burdened
by their superiority with the sad duty of decrying the
obvious
moral decay of each new generation.
Man #2: And you’re just as wrong.
Man #1: But look at how popular –
Man #2: More harm has been done by people panicked over societal decline than societal decline ever did.
Man #1: Look – all we need is a program that limits breeding to –
[[The second man is walking off panel.]]
Man #2: New theory: Stupid people reproduce more because the alternative is sleeping with
you
.