June 26, 2009
#602: Overstimulated explain
[There is a group of people. Three women and four men. They are standing around a table with a drink on it.]
Man #3: Have you seen John lately?
Woman #3: He and Claire blew off this party to see Jeff.
Man #4: They do that a lot.
Man #1: Yeah; I don’t know what his problem is with hanging out lately.
Man #3: He’s like Katie—ever noticed how she only goes somewhere if Jeff’s there?
[Cueball is cringing away from all the text; none of the text is attributed to specific people.]
Somebody: It’s so lame how she hangs around him even when he’s not single:
Somebody: He likes it.
Somebody: Someone seriously needs to date her.
Somebody: Totally.
Somebody: And honestly I feel like a jerk but I wouldn’t mind if she hung around with us a little less. She needs other friends, you know!
[Cueball peels a hole in the panel. The numbers ‘1’, ‘2’, and ‘3’ are visible through the gap.]
Somebody: Have you noticed how every dude she dates is a total druggie?
Somebody: Nope
Somebody: I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that was weird.
Somebody: Michelle dates potheads like Elaine but at least they both have real jobs.
Somebody: Michelle does? She designs those book covers, right?
Somebody: And it’s not like she smokes a lot.
Somebody: Elaine is one of those girls who
[The previous panel’s text appears again, but peeled back even further. Cueball looks up.]
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Somebody: -noticed how -
Somebody: Nope
Somebody: -es is a tota-
Somebody: -t th- -ought
[Cueball starts taking down the prime numbers.]
1 4 6 8 9 10 12 14 15
2 3 5 7 11 13
[Cueball grabs and squeezes the 2, so it is half as wide and twice as tall.]
[A formula: Sum with i from 1 to infinity of 1/Pi = h - ie. the sum from 1 to infinity of the inverse of each prime.]
[The panel shows a 2 that is 2 units tall and 1/2 wide, a 3 that is 3 units tall and 1/3 wide, and so on. Cueball is moving the 7.]
[Cueball writes h = ∞. The numbers are piled on their side next to a scale.]
Voice: Don’t you agree?
Voice: Hey, wake up.
Man #1: You zoned out or something.
Cueball: Sorry; I must be… tired.
Man #1: I don’t blame you. All day cooped up working on papers.
Man #3: Must be nice to get out and relax, huh?
Cueball: Yeah.
[Girl #3 reaches for the glass on the table.]