June 10, 2009
#595: Android Girlfriend explain
[Cueball, holding his hand on Megan’s shoulder, talks to his Cueball-like friend, who is holding a drink glass with a cherry.]
Cueball: Check out my new android girlfriend.
Friend: Is she a sex bot?
[The android grabs the cherry out of the friend’s drink glass.]
Grab
[Zoom in on the cherry as the stem is ripped off.]
Plink
[Zoom to the android, who puts the stem into its mouth.]
Nom
[The panel is dark gray, except around the android’s mouth, where there is a bright flash and then a brighter cross going out from there. Both Cueball and his friend hold up their hands to protect their eyes.]
Kzzzzt
[The android takes a step away from Cueball and reaches toward the friend’s crotch. The friend holds up his hand protectively in front of him.]
Friend: I don’t think arc-welding a cherry stem counts as sexy.
Android: Remove your pants.
Friend: No.