May 5, 2009
#578: The Race: Part 2 explain
[Cueball with skateboard and gear and Megan are talking.]
Cueball: “Why race him?” He’s Captain Reynolds!
Megan: Mr. Fillion is an actor. Firefly was years ago.
[They go over to a computer; Cueball is using a phone and presumably looking up a phone number.]
Megan: He has his own life to live, and I’m sure the last thing he wants to do is indulge a fan by playing Mal for him.
Meanwhile…
[Nathan Fillion is standing in front of a mirror in a trenchcoat.]
Nathan: (into the mirror) Name’s Captain Reynolds, ma’am. *ahem* Name’s Captain Reynolds, ma’am.
Someone offpanel: Nathan? Telephone!
Nathan: That’s Captain!
Someone offpanel: Fine, Captain Nathan.
Nathan: No, use my space name!
Someone offpanel: *sigh*
[Nathan and Cueball talk on the phone.]
Cueball: So, how about we race for charities?
Nathan: Sure. Always did want a charity of my own.
Cueball (between panels): Come again?
Nathan: You know, boxes in supermarkets collecting food. ‘Course, ought to tack up a list sayin’ which wines I like best…
Cueball: Uh, that’s not quite—
Nathan (over the phone): Listen, I’m the captain here.
Cueball: …I just got goosebumps when you said that.
Nathan: Yeah, happens to me too whenever I get captainy. I cut such a strapping figure.
Nathan: Buckle! Swash!
Nathan: All right, let’s do this race.