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May 20, 2009

#586: Mission to Culture

Mission to Culture

[[A man is pulling a woman by the legs. She is holding onto the ground.]]

Man: We’re getting some culture in you if it

kills

you.

Woman: Don’t wanna.

[[The man is pushing the woman through a door.]]

Man: All you listen to is techno.

Woman: But… the

symphony?

[[The couple stand in line between other people.]]

Woman: I think we’re the only people here under 60.

Man: Shhh.

Woman: The right side is definitely better.

Man: Better?

Woman: They’ve all got bigger instruments. I bet they make more money.

Man: «Sigh»