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April 3, 2009

#564: Crossbows


[[Man 1 is pulling a crossbow out of a desk]]

Man 1: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?

Woman (off-screen): You don’t?

[[Woman is on panel]]

Man 1 (off-screen): No – why would…

Woman: You are studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren’t you? Like the rest of the lab?

[[Two men, both holding crossbows, joing the woman on panel]]

Man 1: Yes, but why–

Man 2: Maybe he’s slow with the math.

Woman: Well, he has until Tuesday.

Man 2: Poor guy.