#568: Well 2

[[People are lined up by a well. A sign says “The Uncomfortable Truths Well.” The first person in line drops in a coin.]]

Well: Science may discover immortality, but it won’t happen in the next eighty years.

[[The next person drops in a coin.]]

Well: You’ll never find a programing language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas.

Programmer: But I know what I mean!

[[The next person drops in a coin.]]

Well: You avoid your friend Mike because you’re uncomfortably attracted to him.

Person: Nice try, Mike.

Person: Get out of the well.

Well

Mike: Aww.