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April 1, 2009

#563: Fermirotica

Fermirotica

Pd Regional Population Density (e.g. 18,600

mi^2)

Xf Average Person’s Frequency of Sex (e.g. 80

Year)

Xd Average Duration of Se (e.g. 30 Minutes)

r=sqrt(2

piPdXr*Xd)

On average, someone within distance r of you is having sex

[[Man standing at easel]]

Man: Mmm, That probable couple 150 meters away is so hot. Oh yeah, theoretically work it, baby.

From out of frame: Hey! No statistical voyeurism!